It’s Friiiday night! I’m still hanging out with my buddy Lance who I might add is the size of a Shetland pony.
Me and my duckling brought him for a little saunter and I feared he would spot a pigeon because she would have been flying after him like a paper bag caught in an updraft!
There have been a few questions such as “could he carry me on his back?” so I’m keeping a close eye in case she sticks a saddle on him when my back’s turned…
David Attenborough: “Deep in the tropical forests of Belfast, we observe a fine specimen in his natural habitat…”
Confessions Of An Irish Procrastinator 
Can’t we just keep Lance? You could sneak him over here like a sheepskin coat and we could share him and Daisy?
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I know…I’m tempted to disguise him as a sheepskin rug and keep him but I’m pretty sure his owner would karate chop me!
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What a meanie! Pffft!!
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To be fair she brought him all the way from Canada so it seems bad form to pinch him now…I always wonder does he understand my accent…eh?
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Just put the ice hockey on for him and keep saying sorry 😂
Make him some butter tarts and he’ll never leave (neither would I and I’m not even Canadian!!)
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Hahahahaha! I’m not gonna tell her you said that! 😂
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Now I want butter tarts. Life is cruel !
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Aw she’s a bitch
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