It’s Friiiday night! I’m still hanging out with my buddy Lance who I might add is the size of a Shetland pony.
Me and my duckling brought him for a little saunter and I feared he would spot a pigeon because she would have been flying after him like a paper bag caught in an updraft!
There have been a few questions such as “could he carry me on his back?” so I’m keeping a close eye in case she sticks a saddle on him when my back’s turned…
David Attenborough: “Deep in the tropical forests of Belfast, we observe a fine specimen in his natural habitat…”