First of all, we’re on mid term here and there’s actual warmth in the outdoor world so I’m miles behind on my bloggy reading and nominations (which I fecking hate) – but I’ll catch up at some stage! Please forgive if I haven’t caught up on some of your posts over the weekend.
I’m still pushing on with my efforts to respond to the daily prompts for the month of May. I was eating my words on Sunday as I nursed a hangover…but a commitment is a commitment (pah! I abandon commitments all the time but I’m not gonna tell you lot….)
Chelsea Owens asked me to write nursery rhymes. Alas I’m not so great on being sentimental but I am good at being gross so I hope these amuse for the time being. I’m sure there’s a few more hiding in my noggin!
Doggies
A doggie is lovely
It wags and it barks
It just wants a cuddle
And walks in the park
But the worst thing of all
(And everyone looks)
Is when it sits down
And does a big poop.
Just Eat Some Toast Instead
I knew a girl
Who loved to eat boogers
At breakfast and lunch
She dug in her hooter
She wouldn’t eat fruit
And she wouldn’t eat bread
This girl just loved
To eat bogeys instead
One day while digging
Deep up in her nose
Her finger got stuck!
Her mummy said ‘blow!’
She huffed and she puffed
Her mummy said ‘more!’
She blew it so hard
Her nose flew out the door!
Lucky for her
Her mummy had glue
She stuck it back on
And nobody knew
So if you don’t want
To lose bits of your head
Take my advice
Use a tissue instead.
Love them!!!!
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Yay!!!
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Bloody brilliance as always!! You just knocked Hilaire Bellocs ‘Cautionary Tales for Children’ right off the shelf!
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Thank you kindly mon sweet! If you have any ideas for other kids poems let me know, I can’t think what to write about!
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Pokémon skipping school,
The Magical Cake and lemonade,
Hagathas Halloween,
Big fat sharks,
Cindy the Cinrma Seat
The terrible tale of Timothy Tomato
kittens,kangaroos and kale
There, that should keep you quiet for your lunch hour 😂
… you’ll never ask me for inspiration again!!
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Yes…well, not quite Mother Goose, now are we? 😀
(More, more!)
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Nope! None of that tender twaddle for me!
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Brilliant! Exactly the kind of rhyme children love.
I’m behind on blog reading as well and I have yet to respond to your three quotes tag. There just aren’t enough hours in the day!
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I know! If I don’t read over the weekend I fall miles behind!
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There are not enough warm days to waste any of them!!! Enjoy it. Such a cute, happy poem too.
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Thanks for checking it out 👍👍👍
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Excellent way to teach children a lesson !!! My boys would have loved it when they were small!!
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Thank you! Delighted you enjoyed them 😁
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