Strewn across the battlefield
Scores of soldiers now lie dead
They fought bravely, undeterred
For the cause, their blood they shed.
Now lifeless but not forgot
Their bodies lie, wet and cold
How many tissues gave their lives
For my daughter’s runny nose?
Confessions Of An Irish Procrastinator 
T’was a noble cause indeed. The Kingdom of left sleeve thanks them for their gallantry
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Hahaha! I’m dreading looking at her school jumper later, I think she ran out of Kleenex in school 🙄🙄
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This made me chuckle. Be thankful she will use kleenex, my son uses his shirt, at the neck, pulling it up to wipe his nose. And than wants to wear it for several days in a row. LOL
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Oh no!!!! I’m laughing my head off!! I did catch her one day contemplating the corner of a cushion and the tissue box was at arms length! Bleugh!
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Every time I tell him to blow it (I actually wrote a post about that) T tells me that is does no good. But wiping it all over his shirt as it drips out of his nose is totally alright. Grrrrrr
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Thank the Lord I had a girl (she is pretty stinky sometimes tho haha)
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Oh lordy nothing compared to a boy. Sometimes I won’t let him near me until he showers. 😂😂😂
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Lol!! 😂😂
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I just noticed I’m not getting notifications about your posts and a whole bunch of other people-argh! I’ll remedy it in the morning 😕
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Don’t you love that? I had a few of my favorite bloggers suddenly disappear and when I searched my list they had been unfollowed. I was super mad about that let me tell you. Now once a week I scroll through to make sure everyone is still there. Especially if I don’t see posts from them for awhile.
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Pain in the backside! It’s either technology’s fault or my fat thumbs! I’ve deleted a couple of things by accident too, I need adult assistance!!
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Lmao we are the adults!!! 😂😂😂😂
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Oh no no no, I refuse to succumb to that title! They’ll never take me alive!!! I may have the body of an grown woman, but there’s a juvenile idiot at the wheel!
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😂😂😂😂I would give anything to abdicate the adult roll. My bff tried to hand her resignation in today and I had to burst her bubble. And there are times when my teenage self raises her head and says wtf? When did this haplen to us? 😱😂😂
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Me too, it normally happens when I catch a grey hair! I just grab the tweezers and sing lalala not listening not listening!!!! I’m semi sensible during the week but when my babe heads off to her dads I’m off the clock
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I am trying to get away with calling my silver pieces that corkscrew from my head early blonde highlights lmao I’m not sure anyone believes me though 😁😁😁
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Oh I’m a great believer in denial, if you reiterate something enough people start to believe it. Throw a bit of indignation in for good measure, it should push them over the edge: “well Mrs blah blah said it was lovely, I should never have paid so much….” then go straight for the jugular with the sympathy vote…
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You’ll have them convinced you paid for platinum in no time!
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And if you call ‘They/Them’ into the equation you are so set because everyone knows that ‘they’ are always right! 😂😂
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