Here’s a little fun game, just for kicks and giggles! I was tagged by my new bloggy friend Bitchin’ In The Kitchen….buddy, I have used every bullet in my ammo of whimsy to give answers that would tickle your funny bone, I hope I didn’t disappoint. I’m off to reload for my next post…
• Acknowledge the person who nominated you.
• Answer the questions.
• Nominate other bloggers for the tag.
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q: Have you ever been in love?
Yup! Luckily enough a couple of times. After I’ve flogged my previous love horse until it’s positively catatonic I tend to become a crazy jar-hoarding recluse. But then I shape up and me and my noble steed saddle up and go galloping into the forest of certain doom once again. I really hope I never learn.
Q: What is your favorite drink?
Anything with an alcohol content, beer, wine, cocktails….I think if the zombie apocalypse finally hit I could probably survive on nail polish remover till my eyes failed me. The beast must be fed after all.
Q: What is your favorite song?
I am manic about the Waterboys, especially Sweet Thing and Fisherman’s Blues. Though if I myself was a fisherman and found myself splattered on a limpit-covered rock because I followed a mermaids deathly song…it would be an honourable death.
Q: What is your zodiac sign?
Leo: big hearted, faithful, optimistic, raging temper that would put Hurrcaine Katrina to shame and god awful to live with. Guilty as charged your honour.
Q: What is your favourite show?
The show I make of myself after chugging all that nail polish remover.
Q: What is your favorite band?
Band Aids. Both types. One is handy for cuts and grazes and the other has Bono and Bob Geldof. The Britchy One can aim at the pair of them when she’s missing that dart board.
Q: Name something you really miss
The sight of my own feet in the shower.
Q: Where do you go when you are sad?
Under the nearest blanket. See also: sofa fort.
Q:Have you ever been in a physical fight?
Yes. No further comments.
Q: What is your favorite color?
Purple, it has a nice majestic quality about it. Also, peacocks have purple! It’s also the colour of my face when I start choking on my battered sausage supper at the end of the night.
Q: Loud music or soft?
Pff….loud!! (Did you see the zodiac question?!) No kidding I gave myself whiplash one time headbanging round the house. I was like Quasimodo for 2 weeks.
Q: Who is your favorite actor?
Honestly there’s too many I couldn’t single one out. But I tend to not really like a lot of actresses (please ladies – keep your rotten tomatoes holstered, I’m all about the feminism) so I should probably mention I think Charlize Theron is da bomb. After Monster I mentally sent her my deepest salutations.
Q: Do you have any fears? What are they?
Oh….I dunno…off the top of my head….the gaping void that is all human existence? Really tho, I’ve faced most of mine and I’m still here (somewhat battered and bruised) to tell the tale. The one thing that honestly terrifies me is thought of my baby bird coming to any harm. She’s my Supernova (“mummy’s little star” just doesn’t cut it).
Q: What is the meaning behind your blog name?
I am the mayor of “You Have So Much Potential” town, I also have a seat on the council of “If You Would Only Bloody Apply Yourself”. I never see things through, I’m a n’er do well to the bone and have no great career aspirations. I was a thorn in the side of any member of the teaching community who had the dreaded fate of finding my lazy backside filling one of their classroom seats.
Q: When was the last time you said you loved someone?
To my baby bird about 5 minutes ago.
I also wanna mention despite being housebound with her ‘oul ma for 3 days because of this dreary weather, she’s been a flipping gem. Except for one small kick and a giggle I received from a small red welly boot. To be fair I think I told her she was a stinker so I let it slide.
Q: What was the last book you read?
The Offering by Grace McCleen. Started off very promising then landed like a wet handful of seaweed on the Irish coast. Don’t bother.
Q: What book you you currently reading?
Does the free magazine from Tesco count??
Q: What was the last sport you played?
Does drunken pool qualify as a sport? Answers on a postcard…..
Q: What was the last song you sang?
My boyfriend sent me a link to Marilyn Manson, Sweet Dreams and I had a little headbang round the kitchen while yelling like a banshee.
Q: What is your favorite food?
Eggs. Scrambled, fried, poached or enveloped in a hollandaise…those oval shaped lovelies are not safe from me.
Q: Name a place you want to visit.
I am determined to swim with pigs in Barbados. I’m tempted to start a GoFundMe account to do it. If I make it there one day me and God will have no future problems.
Q: What is your favorite sweet flavours?
Oh Lord I miss the days when my mum would give me 50p on a Friday and I would go to the corner shop for a quarter of sweets. Strawberry bon-bons and chewing nuts. 50p got you a quarter of both.
Chewing nuts – toffee covered with chocolate guaranteed to pull your fillings out after two bites.
Q: What instruments do you play?
Do the spoons count?? I cant play anything except the DVD player. In my younger years I was a musician chaser. See: Have You Ever Been In Love
Q: Whats your favorite piece of jewellery?
A necklace with 2 pendants my mum gave me that are very special to me.
I know I’ve been throwing about the tags like confetti this week so I’ve only linked a couple of people. I’m afraid you’ll all get sick of me and send Louie and the boys round to escort me off the WordPress site.
Ciao for now y’all!!